‍ The mobile analytics stack isn't just about collecting data; it's about making sense of user behavior on your app. It's an amalgamation of various tools and techniques that allow businesses to gauge the effectiveness of their mobile applications, measure user engagement, and optimize for better performance.

Do you aspire to create a product that's universally hated? Are you aiming to evoke feelings of exasperation, frustration, and downright dislike among your users? If you've been losing sleep, wondering how to really irk your user base, then this is the guide for you! In this rather unconventional manual, we’re going to flip the script and steer away from the age-old adage of 'the customer is always right'.